Library Humor

[bojojoti]

At our last Friends of the Library board meeting, we were discussing the recent break in and our need to install a better security system.  The window that had been broken had been replaced, and we were taking stock to make certain that nothing had been taken.
One Member:  Were any computers stolen?
Library Director:  No, we've accounted for every computer.
Another Member:  What about movies or music?
Library Director:  It doesn't appear any of those are missing either.
Sweet Little Old Lady Member:  Has anyone checked our complete works of Shakespeare?

To which all of us laughed long and hard!

Comments

[erikaerin.livejournal.com]

*super snort*

[arevanye.livejournal.com]

LOL!

How about all of your Beatles biographies? Those seem to have walked off in our library! Oh, and the Stephen King titles, make sure you check those. :)

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Hee! Was anything stolen at all?

[brendamom.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious!

[jamjar-girl.livejournal.com]

I'd go for the Shakespeare before computers, movies or music (but then I wouldn't break into a library in the first place)!!

I love the whole "Friends of the Library" idea. I must check out if we have it here :)

[hitchhiker-42.livejournal.com]

They were probably after your copies of Captain Underpants and Twilight.

[jazzyglo.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

[winsomeone.livejournal.com]

I just read this. I'm glad nothing was stolen.

There was an actual shooting a couple days ago at the downtown Tampa library. Scary.

[bluiidmommy.livejournal.com]

Sorry your library was broken into, but that's too funny!

Sucks, though, that you'll have to spend money to upgrade your security system.